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daily-meme: I thought the answer was orangehttp://daily-meme.tumblr.com/

daily-meme:

I thought the answer was orange
http://daily-meme.tumblr.com/

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  1. (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
  2. Me: “So, what will it be?”
  3. Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
  4. (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
  5. Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
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waterfallfish:

Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life
I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH

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freecie1: See this? This is a nail that went through my index finger. The surgery to remove it without breaking my  finger would cost 100,00 dollars, and my mom refused to pay for it, saying I had to deal with it. However, she claims that for every note on this post, she will pay one dollar towards proper removal. Please reblog. I’m begging you, this could ruin my life otherwise.  Zoom

freecie1:

See this? This is a nail that went through my index finger. The surgery to remove it without breaking my  finger would cost 100,00 dollars, and my mom refused to pay for it, saying I had to deal with it. However, she claims that for every note on this post, she will pay one dollar towards proper removal.

Please reblog. I’m begging you, this could ruin my life otherwise. 

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imageso you say he can dance to anything

im laughing so hard why are people reblogging this again omg

help tumblr has reached singularity

i love this post

Welcome to the post that got me kicked out of the library 

you’re welcome

I’m crying.

how diD I KNOW

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inside-the-mind-of-a-wallflower:

jamismydrug:

lauriartyhiddlesbatch:

dawn-bells:

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Reblogging because I nearly shat myself when the song started.

I CAN’T

four notes and I burst out laughing. omg.

I can’t breathe…… I’m laughing so hard right now hahahaha

(Source: tomhiddleing)

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kaleviaz:

its-tuesday-again:

thanks, ireland

you’ve nailed it again

cAN’T BREATHE

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no it means retardation you dumb lil fuckers -_-  yeah you deff have hypophrenia LOL >.< stupid

no it means retardation you dumb lil fuckers -_-  yeah you deff have hypophrenia LOL >.< stupid

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captaincorbie:

desolationrow24:

thecrisisoflaw:

couerdedanse:

ADOPTED A NEW DOG

WANTED TO SEE IF MADELEINE PLAYS WELL WITH ROTHBART

THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY GETTING OFF TO A GOOD START, NO???

I can’t hear myself think but that’s okay.

I fucking love Huskies

they’re not even howling they’re just screaming omg

BFFs apparently

(Source: coeurdedanses)

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charlesdutton:

my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops

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10knotes: My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

10knotes:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

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guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

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